Mark Driscoll Teaches Church History

Turns out St. Patrick is not a Catholic saint. And the Church he founded was basically a fifth century Mars Hill Bible Church. Somehow the Irish got the impression they should say Mass and celebrate the sacraments. An especially dim-witted people. In fact, all early Christians were dimwitted in exactly the same way, since they all were given simple Bible-based Evangelical churches and yet they *all* immediately started celebrating Masses and Divine liturgies that look nothing like Evangelical Bible-based church services and extremely like Catholic liturgies. How all early Christians managed to make the same mistake has not yet been explained. Research proceeds and success is expected hourly.