Exxxxxxcellent! 400. A nice round number!
As a truly sick and cruel reward for your efforts, I command you to read the Wikipedia entry on round numbers. (What? You think that by doing my slavish bidding you deserve a *reward*? More followers are only my just due! What sort of egocentric sociopathic Dark Lord would I be if I were not capricious and unpredictably cruel? What would all the other Dark Lords think?)
On the the other hand, I also find Monk a kindred spirit with his love of nice round numbers and therefore command that there be a pause in the floggings in my Pits of Despair so you chuckle along with me over Adrian Monk’s Facebook page.
Start chuckling. NOW! Or I can’t be responsible for what I might do! Are we all having fun yet? Exxxxcellent!
That is all!