Only Bakery in All of Oregon Cruelly Refuses to Serve Pathetic Gay Martyrs

Oh. Wait. You mean there are lots of bakeries who would serve these guys but this guy is being singled out and made an example of by the Gay Legion of Menacing Visigoths for Tolerance? Who could possibly have foreseen that?

Tolerance is not Enough. You. MUST. Approve. Or you *WILL* be destroyed!