A friend writes:

A friend writes: 2014-12-31T15:48:22-07:00

Hey you Catholics, the kwazy Interwebz is all a-flutter over the Vatican’s recently published list of top ten desert island rock albums!

Here’s the story.

With all the obvious religious punnery comes the stunned mainstream media surprise that anyone in the Papal States would listen to anything other than heavenly hosts of angelic choirs, Charlotte Church, or possibly even your middle school chorus caterwauling “Our God is an Awesome God” for the 100th time.

Those wacky Catholic L’Osservatore Romano reporters, they even like Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings too, even with all the wizards and kwystals and magic spells. Here we thought they watched The Song of Bernadette every weekend with the nuns whilst eating wholesome snacks.

I’m still scratching my head over why the ungodly Oasis made it to the list, what with the Gallagher brothers’ whiny vocals, untamed unibrows and predictable chord progressions, but thankfully it’s the Pope who’s infallible, not the music department at the Vatican newspaper.

Enjoy!

MSM types live in a perpetual state of amazement that Catholics are remarkably like human beings.

I must say that I’m stunned they picked “Revolver” over “Sgt. Pepper”. That really does make me question whether they are true Catholics.


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