270 Followers!

That’s, like, a quantum leap in the number of followers since last week (“quantum” being defined as “big, in comparison to earlier increases of the number of Followers” and not according to the boring actual definition that physics types might give). Dearest toadies, sycophants, suckups, zombies, and shuffling robots waiting for me to download today’s thought instructions and busy work. Here is my response to you:

In celebration of your reckless enthusiasm for your Dark Lord, I hereby temporarily suspend all experiments and executions on you and your loved ones.

That is all.