Gary Keith Chesterton writes:

Vol. I of Mary, Mother of the Son went in the toilet. After the toilet had been used, but not before the toilet had been “reset”. This was not done on purpose. So, you can put on the back cover of future editions of MMOTS:

“I didn’t deliberately throw it in the toilet.”
–Gary Keith Chesterton

Anyway, expect an order for another copy of Vol 1 next week, and if you could autograph that for me I would be greatly appreciative. I promise not to throw it in the toilet.

This is the way to an author’s heart.