Today, my craven toadies, you must memorize the screwed up lyrics of “Mack the Knife” recorded by Ella the Magnificent when she totally forgot the words in a live concert. True musical awesomeness is a nice way to divert the conversation from your glassy eyes, shuffling gait, and ragged clothes when you are at a party.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhoAwJLZOvQGo, my pretties, and be like Ella–if you can. Tell them I made you this way.
That is all.