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155 Followers! 2015-01-01T14:55:54-07:00

Today, my craven toadies, you must memorize the screwed up lyrics of “Mack the Knife” recorded by Ella the Magnificent when she totally forgot the words in a live concert. True musical awesomeness is a nice way to divert the conversation from your glassy eyes, shuffling gait, and ragged clothes when you are at a party.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhoAwJLZOvQ

Go, my pretties, and be like Ella–if you can. Tell them I made you this way.

That is all.


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