Catholic and Enjoying It!
Today, my craven lickspittles, your mission is simple. Go out, hail a bus, and sing this to the passengers:
You may ask, “This seems rather light-hearted for a brooding evil genius. What gives?”
Well, today, we in the Dark Tower are having a partay! You see, not only is Tasha, Bride of the Lord Luke on Earth (one of the heirs to the Dark Tower in the event I am poisoned by my subjects) doing much better today, as is baby Lucy who is still safely in utero, but we received word that Sherry C gave beautiful birth to Deborah Rose (weighing in at about 11 and a half pounds–a keeper), such that she and my dear friend Dave C have helped in the ongoing struggle to burden a groaning Gaia with far too many Catholic children! May God continue to bless them with far too many children while the children of Sanger contracept themselves into oblivion. Welcome Deborah Rose! Huzzah!
Since this is a special occasion, my shuffling hordes of zombies may all have an extra ration of brains. Bon appetit!
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