Mere words are not equal to the task…

…of describing how wrong this is:

My son… my own flesh and blood… created this… thing. I throw myself on the mercy of the human race. You’re out of the will, kid. Cow, Brutus and Charleston get the dinner and movie night out on my legacy once I croak.

Also, I fully advocate the prosecution, jailing and execution of the creators of the xtranormal text-to-animation software and site. Torture is fine with me too.