Planned Parenthood Mistakenly Angry at Pope

Somehow Planned Parenthood has gotten the impression that Pope Francis expressed a very clear opposition to abortion while on our soil and has blasted him for it.

I have no explanation for this since I have been repeatedly assured by the Greatest Catholics of All Time in comboxes across St. Blog’s that our weak-kneed Che Guevara pope (the worst since Alexander VI!) utterly failed to speak against abortion and had given aid and comfort to Planned Parenthood.

Research continues in the struggle to explain the stark difference in perception between NPR and Planned Parenthood on the one hand and the League of Perfect Catholics on the other. Success is expected hourly.