freebie friday 5 atheish t-shirts!

freebie friday 5 atheish t-shirts! September 7, 2012
atheish t-shirt by nakedpastor david hayward
atheish tee ©

You are not an atheist, but neither are you not.

I’m giving away 5 atheish t-shirts, thanks to the incredibly generous guys over at WhoopTee. Go check them out! Really nice folks. And did I say “generous”? I mean… 5 tees!!!!! That means 5 winners!!!!!

For a chance to win all you have to do is:

1. leave a comment on this post. Even just “hi”. You can be anonymous if you want.
2. you must sign up for my newsletter (and you will receive my cartoon in your inbox every morning!)

They will ship your tee anywhere!

Sorry, but I won’t be responding to comments. Don’t take it personally. I appreciate every one of you. But my comments would mess up the draw. Don’t be alarmed if your comment doesn’t appear right away. I will approve it at some point. I’m at a conference this weekend and my internet access will be sparse. But I’ll get to you 🙂

That’s it. Only one comment per person. It is a draw. So I will end entries at midnight tonight my time (Atlantic Time… an hour east of Eastern Time). I’ll draw the name tomorrow morning and announce it then.

Good luck! Tell your friends.

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  • Vivien

    Now I would wear that!

  • Hi!

    (As instructed.)

  • This would also make a great gift for non-believing friends. That friend could happen to be me.

  • Daniël


    (Dutch version of the instructions.)

  • Katina

    I am just asking myself why I am not ALREADY signed up for your newsletter! smh

  • Another “dog eared” post, in hopes of people selected!

  • Jonathan Smith

    Nice T Shirt

  • Joel Montes

    Great oily rag shirt

  • Donald Jordan


  • Loving your spiritual approach and your marketing savvy with daily email cartoons! Smart, smart, smart! 😀

  • Jim Marjoram

    I would wear that with pride – or confusion, hmmm, well, I’d get interesting responses!

  • A little Christmas shopping for my hubs! (Or me!)

  • Ben


  • John


  • I love the shirt.

  • MuzakBox


  • Rick C


  • Hi!

  • Cheryl


  • Great for my dh who is not out to his family!

  • kathy

    So happy to have found this page and a virtual community! Perhaps wearing the shirt will help me find a real life community!

  • This certainly describes how I feel most days…a little atheish. The shirt would be be a great conversation starter.

  • Dave


  • I think it’s me. Sometimes. Sometimes I’m more of a theish and sometimes I’m more of an atheish… I’d wear the t. 🙂

  • Nathan

    For a friend

  • Leia

    Hi. Great t-shirt.

  • Ali

    Fantastic design

  • Love the shirt! Even though my Baptist minister father is rolling over in his grave as I type this!

  • PLAT


  • Ryan Jones

    Very cool shirt! I dig it

  • Kacy

    Pretty cool shirt–I’d wear it.

  • Matt W

    I’d like a free t-shirt, thanks.

  • Catherine K

    Great shirt! Every possibility needs to be given equal status.

  • Byrl Shaver


  • stacey

    Love your art!

  • Sally

    I’d love one of these

  • Dennis

    Interesting word – I like it!

  • A J


    You want to give me a shirt

  • Linda


  • Chris McGill

    Love the shirt

  • Its comment, THE COMMENT, almost as good as the movie.

  • Brilliant. And hi!

  • Bunny

    Cool! I have you RSS’d but it is probably much easier to read/not miss your posts with the newsletter eh? Thanks for the contest man!

  • justaguy

    should totally be black. cause I need more black t-shirts.

  • I want this for my girlfriend-ish!

  • Mike


  • Suzanne

    I love this t-shirt! C’mon big winner! No whammies! 🙂

  • John

    Very cool shirt dude!

  • Christi

    I would *love* to buy one if I don’t win! 🙂

  • Jeff


  • Lorie C

    Hi 🙂

  • Joe


  • Jacob

    Ooh! Ooh! Pick me!

  • Scot Miller

    Cool shirt. I’d buy one if I can’t win one….

  • Mark

    cool shirt

  • Cheryl

    Hi. Just getting naked pastor every day will make us all winners!

  • Rick Banman

    Love it! Want it!!

  • I can’t spell atheish, but I am one, and you can too!

  • Someone in our local group has many atheist t-shirts, but lost weight recently so many don’t fit anymore, this might help replenish her wearable collection. 🙂

  • Michael Evanchak


  • chris


  • Ray Bramford

    I think therefore I exit

  • Alyssa

    I sure would like a Tshirt 🙂

  • Adrian A


  • I absolutely love this shirt…possibly as much as this blog!

  • zeggman

    I’d wear that.

  • Hi! And thanks for the chance to win! 🙂

  • Roger Matherly

    I would really love to have this shirt!

  • John


  • Bonnie

    LOVE IT! and THANK YOU!!! 😉

  • corhen

    im as impressed as hell, and not going to take it any more!

  • If I win your generous prize, I will wear it proudly in public.

  • Dan

    Want it!

  • Nansie Ike


  • Ben


  • Hello

    I really like the T-shirt. If I don’t win the draw, I’ll be happy to buy one.

  • Beth


  • Mitch G.

    would like to show-off this cool looking t-shirt

  • Jordan

    The shirt looks great!

  • Spoke

    As an ExPastor in title, this shirt would be a brilliant addition to my “gentle warnings” for churchgoers….

  • Myra

    Love the shirts!

  • rlrose328

    Howdy! 🙂

  • LIz

    I don’t know if this shirt would entirely fit my views, because I’m definitely an atheist. But, I’d wear it anyway. =P

  • Kirby Gehman


  • Debbie

    This perfectly describes me!!

  • Madlen

    I like it.

  • Mad =^..^= (AKA ccws)


  • Tim

    Came here from the Friendly Atheist site where I often see your comics linked. So now signed up to the newsletter, though am more of an RSS type usually.

  • Julie M

    Hi!!! (the exclamation points make it more unique, right?)

  • Tinker

    I would love to give one to my Mother.

  • Hanna

    Awesome! 😀

  • Luke

    T-shirts are a great place to express your opinions!

  • love this tee!

  • Ren J.

    *Waves hand in the air feverishly!* Oh! Meeee! XD

  • Cindy Clark Hudson

    here is my comment 🙂

  • L

    So much competition but I’d really like a t-shirt. I love things like this. You’re actually pretty awesome for doing this..

  • F Ry


  • I’d love one…they don’t like me now, with that they’d even like me less.

  • Jason


  • William Glenn

    Woop Woop

  • Chuck Jarvis

    Just the thing!

  • Ro Caldwell

    Great shirt, would love to get one!

  • I love this shirt design/idea.

  • Fufu

    Love this shirt! 🙂

  • joequincy

    I would wear this, even though I feel my lack of belief warrants identifying myself as an atheist. 😛
    Sweet design!

  • Serb

    Awesome shirt!

  • Jesse

    Sounds like fun.

  • Mariah Turner

    Hi 🙂

  • Sandy

    Love it!!

  • April Eisenman


  • Stan

    I want it NOW!

  • Kristie

    I love that shirt!

  • David

    Hi! Love your stuff

  • Mandy McNalis

    *waves* hi there!

  • I might get a T-shirt. 🙂

  • BJ Kurle (aka flayed Hypatia)

    I’ve found this to be the best description of where my spiritual journey has been taking me. Peace to you on yours!

  • Andrew

    This would certainly spark some interesting discussions.

  • Thanks David for the chance to wear this.

  • James

    I want a t-shirt but if I don’t at least I found another cool site to check out each day.

  • Liza

    Love it!

  • Raytheist

    Woo-hooo! I would TOTALLY wear such a t-shirt proudly in public!

  • I’d wear it proudly

  • Pedro

    Hello from Peru! That shirt looks very interesting.

  • Mediaphile


  • karoline filicetti

    Hi… cool shirt 🙂

  • Mary Jane

    Perfect for casual Friday! 🙂

  • Athefish

    Meow 🙂

  • Todd

    Great shirt, subscribed – can’t wait for the cartoons- Thanks!

  • Randomfactor

    I’d even wear this in the People’s Republic of Bakersfield, martyrish to the cause if need be.

  • Mitch

    I enjoy this design too much.

  • kat

    this design is awesomeish

  • Dawn

    I didn’t know I could get a cartoon daily! I’m in!

  • Laura


  • Eric

    awe man i hope i get one

  • Joyce


  • Gandalfe

    Thanks to the Friendly Atheist for pointing this out, you’re going in my list of “check ever day” sites!

  • Marie Watkins Crocker

    Um. Sad wardrobe, needs t-shirts. Needs this t-shirt. Needit.

  • craig

    Just the thing. But would I have the nerve to wear it out and about.

  • jasonh

    ha! nice!!

  • Tommy Nguyen

    HI!!1! ^^

  • MVH

    Atheish 🙂 hehe.

  • Melissa

    I totally want this shirt!

  • Trystan Crocker

    Howdy, I would love one them god hatin’ shirts.

  • Robert

    Me! Me! Pick me!

  • Jess

    atheish…I love it! LOL!

  • Matt Driscoll

    I would love a shirt so I can go around evangelizing atheism! 🙂

  • I don’t know why but free stuff like me… they know they are going to be happy with me, so do one of those shirts a favor and let me adopt it =)

  • Kevin Bowman


  • Hook me up, NP.

  • Julia

    Hahaha! Awesome tee!

  • Heh… that shirt is me!

  • KMR

    Love the shirt and your blog!

  • As a recovering Baptist pastor and preacher (during my ignoratnt teens and twenties), I would love to own and wear one of these t-shirts!

  • Kevin


  • So the five winners have been drawn. Because there is the chance of name duplication, you will know if you won if you receive an email to the address you commented with. Thanks for playing! That was fun 🙂

  • Joshua

    Tooooooo laaaaate. Sad me. 🙁

  • Bobby

    This T-shirt should be worn in London. Send me it and I shall where it! 🙂

  • Stephen Burney

    I will wear this t-shirt 3 times a week till it falls to pieces and can’t be worn anymore! I WANT IT!! Please send me one!