Aural Cartoon: The Cock Crowed

Aural cartoon rooster

I snore. So to be kind I’m sleeping in a storage room without air with an open screenless window. I dose myself with bug spray and lie on top of a sheet and lose pounds through the night. The other guys sleep in a large air-conditioned room. I really don’t mind. In fact, I like it. But they don’t hear the rooster that wakes me up every morning around 4:30 or so. I’ve developed a special attachment to this rooster. This is my first aural cartoon. So click on the recording (if it’s not available yet it will be later… sorry) I made of my new friend this morning and read the following meditations.

1. He should go to bed later.
2. If I were Noah, he wouldn’t make the cut.
3. Where’s Renée Zellweger from Cold Mountain when you need her?
4. I could make a killing manufacturing tiny bark collars.
5. How many times have I denied him?
6. To the rooster: Bang a chick and make eggs already!
7. Cutlets.
8. If I can’t kill this one, I could kill the one he’s challenging.
9. The graphic designer for Corn Flakes didn’t have a rooster.
10. Maybe I’d feel better about myself if I did that every morning.