The 9 Types of Weird People That Come to Your Church

9. The Pillars – They were born at the church. They raised their kids here. They sit in the same spot every week. If you could make a seat imprint of their pew, it would match their derrier exactly. All that’s missing is a bronze plaque marking their spot every week. The pillars run the place. If there was a cool table at church, they would own it.

QUESTION: What labels would you add to this list?