New Wineskins
1. Good Housekeeping Family – based off the iconic magazine of yesteryear that celebrated perfection in the home, this family is like the Stepford Wives of the religious community. They’re impeccably dressed, irritatingly polite, with no hint of any visible flaw. They stopped sinning when they got potty trained. They project an image of holiness that makes your scandal-filled family seem sinister in contrast. If anyone gets extra credit in heaven, it’s them, not you.
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