The 9 Types of Weird People That Come to Your Church

6. The Lone Worshipper – She’s the one person that’s tuned into a different frequency then the rest of the congregation. If it’s a conservative church, she’s the person that puts her hands up at the start of the first song, oblivious to the death stares around her. If she’s at a contemporary church, she’s the person that decides the band needs an extra instrumentalist and brings her own tambourine to help the drummer keep the beat. She stands alone.