In other news … A preschool teacher told me today of a child whose parents are New Agers. They send the child to daycare every day telling her that if she wants to talk to them … just talk to the crystal. Did you hear me? These parents send their kid to daycare with a rock, which they encourage their child to talk to. Gosh. In my day we thought Roman Catholics were weird.
Next thing you know Halloween will be the only religious holiday allowed to be celebrated at school.
Oh wait, that’s already the case.
Can you hear me now?