Der Nekkid Kirche Kalender?

Remember this story?

Alas, as seen here (to the left), some months may pass slower than others.

By the way, you know: Time flies whether you’re having fun or not.

For instance (while I have your attention) …

The other night, after teaching my final class on “Decanonizing the Da Vinci Code,” I went into the church hall and joined the remainder of Fr John’s catechism class, were they’d been baking Prosphora (holy bread). We all stood around chattering, adults passing the time.

I was blessed to be the designated parent to bring my oldest daughter home — but, noticing that she was the only youth left, I quietly said: “You look bored.”

She looked at me and, before I could comment further, said: “You were 11 once weren’t you?”

Ha!

Back to the calendar of naked Bible scenes …

On the site, they list this caveat: “All models are over 16 years old, the models under 18 have to bring a signature of their parents. So there are no laws against this project.”

As you were …