New Gospel Discovered!!
Newark, Apr. 8 (CWNews.com) – Archeological researchers in Ridgewood, New Jersey, have discovered an ancient Christian document that offers a radically new account of the founding of the Catholic Church.
The newly discovered document, which scholars have named “The Gospel of Skip and Muffy,” was found in an abandoned row house in New Brunswick, New Jersey, which had formerly housed a Rutgers sorority.
B.F.D. Zeitgeist, a Professor of Serious Christianity at Dupont University, said that the Gospel of Skip and Muffy will force Christians to re-examine the nature of Church authority. He pointed to one key passage in the manuscript:
“The Church is– I mean– it’s just a bunch of, like, rules and stuff,” said Muffy.
“Yeah,” Skip replied. “I mean, really. Hey, don’t let that thing go out.”
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Then there’s this guy. Lord! (Reader beware.)
In all charity, where to start? Bless his heart.