Orthodixie
My youngest is now in Kindergarten. This morning, as she sat at table finishing her breakfast, she said: “I’ve got a secret … I’ve got a secret and I can’t tell you!”
Her mother said: “You’ve got a secret? Is this something happening at school?”
The 5-year old daughter said, “Yes, everybody’s doing it. But they told us not to tell!”
I asked: “Is it smoking Crack?”
She laughed and said, “Dad! No! It’s way more fun than that!”
🙂
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