Top Ten Signs it’s the Great Fast

Was thinking about this list the other day … could only come up with five. Suggestions welcomed in the comments.

10) The devil looks a whole lot like that Burger King guy.

9) You start thinking, “I hate everyone – is that a sin?”

8) It’s really, really … windy.

7) You wonder if reading ingredient labels counts as spiritual reading.

6) Greek, Russian or Arabic? Nope – but, during the Fast, your CHINESE improves greatly!

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