Just Gimme That HIP HOP Religion?

The Rev. Timothy Holder, Editor

“If Jesus were alive today, he would have been a rapper.”–The Rt. Rev. Catherine Roskam.

Psalm 23
as adapted by Ryan Kearse

The Lord is all that,
I need for nothing.
He allows me to chill.
He keeps me from being heated
and allows me to breathe easy.
He guides my life so that
I can represent and give
shouts out in his Name.
And even though I walk through
the Hood of death,
I don’t back down
for you have my back.
The fact that you have me covered
allows me to chill.
He provides me with back-up
in front of my player-haters
and I know that I am a baller
and life will be phat.
I fall back in the Lord’s crib
for the rest of my life.

Okay, so I stole all dis from my girl MOLLIE.

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