DVC: “Offensive … and I’m not even a Christian.”

The best response to The Da Vinci Code — besides derisive laughter — is a boycott. Resist the urge to determine just how bad it is by buying a ticket. You’ll only be rewarding the perpetrators — perhaps encouraging The Da Vinci Code: Part II, wherein Dan Brown reveals that Jesus was really married to Lazarus.

I stole the zinger, but it’s all good.

Thanks to FWD from blog reg, Keith.