Politics

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.” – Groucho Marx

“It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.” – Eugene McCarthy

“If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.” – H. L. Mencken

Stolen from Wicked Thoughts (Caveat Lector).