Letters! We Get Letters! (American Orthodoxy on AFR)

Dear Fr Joseph,

Last week I finally decided to visit an Orthodox Church. You know what? I couldn’t understand A WORD they were saying. What gives?

— Confused in Carolina


Dear Confused …

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Dear Fr Joseph,

I’m thinking of joining the Orthodox Church … which Jurisdiction should I join?

Sincerely seeking,

Jan.

Dear Jan …

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Fr Joseph,

Ever since my husband heard your Podcast about St Elvis – he’s been tormenting our family with his singing, shaking, and snarling. He’s also demanding fried PB&J; sandwiches on Fast Days.

Can you help me?

Susie in Alabama
PS – Some say I look like Ann-Margret. Is there hope for me, too?

Dear Susie …

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Father Bless,

I understand there’s a rule against Priests dancing – and a rule against Priests swimming in public. It would help me greatly if you could point me to a rule forbidding Priests singing in the shower …

Sincerely,

Matushka Xenobia

Dear Matushka,

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