Valentine’s Day Cards or Contemporary “Worship” Songs?

Not appropriate if your spouse is an English teacher.

If you thought you’d heard bad “worship” song lyrics before, think again. I can’t even really understand what’s happening here. Apparently, Mr. Mac is quite taken by some nameless entity. So taken, in fact, that he’s lost any concept of rhyme or grammar. That’s some serious infatuation there. Try this one out today: “Hey honey, you got it blarin’, I’m starin’, love watching you do your thing. Unless your love interest is an English teacher, or you know, an educated person. In that case, I’d suggest one of these others.