Shoes

Instead of weeping and moaning about the health care vote last night (but believe me, I am weeping and moaning) I thought I would ask for some advice.

We’ve managed to get our laundry under control (I can’t find the link–we moved all the kids dressers into the laundry room thereby simplifying everything) and our chore system means that the house is basically always reasonably picked up. However, I have no good, rational and decent way to deal with shoes.

I’ve tried keeping them lined up neatly in rows in various parts of the house, I’ve tried keeping them all in a huge basket, and now I’m making the kids constantly carry them up to their rooms every time I see a pair lying around. There always seems to be one critical shoe missing, and often I can’t find my own shoes because Gladys has worn them to some remote part of the house.

So, surely some of you have something to suggest.
My only stipulation is that I can’t spend any money. I can’t go out and buy a fancy shoe rack or shoe bin or shoe storage unit or new room of my house for shoes (like the unbelievably blessed woman who has a whole barn for all her children’s shoes). Whatever solution, it is will have to be completely free, although I’m willing to put in work to make it happen.

Please, I beg you, someone offer me some hope.