Saturday Bits

E: Mommy, know what?
Me: What?
E: When I grow up I wanna be a baby.

Me: That’s discouraging.
A: And I want to be spiderman when I grow up.
Me: When I was little, I wanted to own and run a zoo when I grew up.
A: (disdainfully) Oh.
E: But instead you turned out to be a mommy.
A: And you’re growing smaller. With each birthday you get littler.