Completely Unattractive

I have a zit on the inside of my nose. I didn’t even know that that was possible. It’s not that I thought it to be impossible, I just never really thought about it before.

I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to do about it. I can’t exactly get the Clearasil up there, and even if I could, I think it would burn. I can’t pop it. I know I shouldn’t anyway, but y’all know you’ve busted a zit or two in your time. Don’t look at me like that!

Was I supposed to be cleaning up there in some way that my mother never taught me? I’m always telling my kids to get their finger out of their own nostrils….but how else would one clean them?

The thing about nostril zits is…they hurt…in a make-my-eyes-water and make me whimper kind of way. I’m not sure why I’m sharing this other than I want a little sympathy and maybe some advice. So how ’bout it….how do you clean your nostrils?