I Wish I Were This Cool

Some people (and I’m not naming names here) lose their tempers and rant on their blogs, or scream at children, or kick little helpless puppies.* Other people are much cooler and write songs and make videos for YouTube that go viral and they get to go on the Today Show and they become an overnight success. I wish I were that cool. I’m not.

* No children or small dogs were injured in the writing of this blog post.