Shoved to Them
I was standing in the grocery store check-out line on Friday when I looked up and recognized one of the nurses from my GYN’s office. I could tell that while I looked familiar to her, she couldn’t figure out quite who I was. I guess I look different when my feet aren’t in the stirrups.
After a few minutes of small talk where she tried to place me, she finally asked if I was one of their patients.
“Yes, I am.” I told her. “I’m the mom of seven.”
“Oh my gosh! You are….” she stood there a moment and said in a kinda loud voice, “wow..seven kids! You must have the most amazing cervical mucus ever!!!”
Who says that? At the grocery store checkout line? Whatevs…. I’m adding it to my resume… right down there in the Special Skills section. I think it qualifies… Right?
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