Shoved to Them
Me to two year old child: “What does the sheep say?”
#2 at age 2: “baa”
“What does the cow say?”
“moo.”
What does the pig say?”
silence
“Come on…what does the pig say?” snort for a hint
silence, but questioning look
snort again “What does the pig say?”
“Boogers”
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