Perks of the Job

“Mooooooommmmmmmmyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!” came the voice from upstairs, a bloodcurdling yell that had me running up two steps at a time.

I dashed around the corner into the bathroom to see a child standing in the middle of the room smiling.

“What?  What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.  I just had the biggest poop ever and wanted you to see it.”

Thanks.