Ewoks Share Their Faith

Ewoks Share Their Faith October 3, 2015
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Based on Return of the Jedi, shouldn’t they be asking, “do you have time to become part of a feast in honor of our lord and savior C-3P0?”

 


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  • Phil Ledgerwood

    Nah, that’s Old Testament Droidism (Endor Synod). New Testament Droidism knows that the wrath of C-3PO is revealed against all tying up and cooking of humans. First cometh the floating around, then the judgement.

  • If I get any pesky C-3PO missionaries knocking on my door, I’ll be raising the Ewok Problem of Evil with them:

    An omnipotent Protocol Droid would be able to stop George Lucas ruining Return of the Jedi with bloody Ewoks.
    An omnibenevolent Protocol Droid would want to stop George Lucas ruining Return of the Jedi with bloody Ewoks.
    George Lucas ruined Return of the Jedi with bloody Ewoks.
    Therefore, an omnipotent and omnibenevolent Protocol Droid does not exist.

    • There should be a book explaining the whole of philosophy of religion in terms Star Wars fans will understand…

      • That would be awesome – hey, you’re a writer 🙂