I saw the above on the Facebook page S@!t Academics Say, which also shared this example of what a professor really did: put a photo of himself on his door so that students may think they are talking to him when they aren’t!
Also of interest, via the same page – this PHD comic about the Netflix effect on productivity:
And finally, here’s an ad for a seminar on procrastination. I’m surprised that there will be no specific training on how to use a blog to procrastinate by sharing meme images and cartoons one has seen on Facebook…