Mom, we’re out of salted butt.

I finally got around to taping a note pad to the refrigerator, so people can let me know when we run out of stuff, and I can buy more. So this is what I get:  

SALTED butter YES! pencil lead red beans Salted Butler Salted Butt you’re a butt -yes-

And here I thought that butt was the one thing we had plenty of.  Also worth noting: some of these items are in my husband’s handwriting.