And one of them is applesauce! Read more

Time to unpack. Read more

This is a personal note to the young woman who entered “i’m 19 i am due september 7,2012 and i am scared about giving birth and dying” into a search window and came to my blog:  how can we help?  There is a whole community of people here who want to help you.  Please contact me at [email protected] Don’t be scared.  You can do this, and you don’t have to be alone. Read more

It’s the traditional Clearinghouse of About-to-Expire Seasonal Jokes post! Read more

My husband said, “Either you’re a genius, or very tired,” but I think he’s giving me too much, or not enough credit. Read more

Not a scam!  No MLM, phone calls, or parties!  Legitimate pro-life work that moms can do FROM HOME!  For your free starter kit, send $29.95 to me, in a joke that is not so funny because I’m not actually going to use my real address.  Or click here for more info. Read more

The non-fetal obsessions of those awful pro-lifers. Read more

Be a real man, not a damn mummy. Read more

What are you listening to? Read more

Let me tell you how it will be. Read more