Eating people is wrong

I would just like to state for the record that I think torture is wrong.

And paramilitary death squads. I'm against them, thank you.

And also cannibalism. And the vivisection of small children. Bad Things, those. Oughtn't to be done. Although, unlike torture and death squads, these latter two are not yet, to my knowledge, being considered/recommended/implemented by my government.

And … Jesus God! I can't stand this.

How in the name of all that is holy did I end up living in a country where I find myself having to say things like that?

Gaah.

I just … gaah.