Dorkhead

From "What's My Line Part 2," Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2.4:

XANDER: (reading about the Bugman assassin) OK, OK … he can only be killed when he's in his disassembled state. Dis-assembled. That means when he's broken down into his little buggy parts.

CORDELIA: I know what it means, dorkhead.

From the President's press conference, May 31, 2005:

THE PRESIDENT: I'm aware of the Amnesty International report, and it's absurd. It's an absurd allegation. The United States is a country that is — promotes freedom around the world. When there's accusations made about certain actions by our people, they're fully investigated in a transparent way. It's just an absurd allegation.

In terms of the detainees, we've had thousands of people detained. We've investigated every single complaint against the detainees. It seemed like to me they based some of their decisions on the word of — and the allegations — by people who were held in detention, people who hate America, people that had been trained in some instances to disassemble — that means not tell the truth. And so it was an absurd report. It just is.

So, for those keeping score at home — Cordelia Chase: 1; George W. Bush: 0.