William Gheen, the head of Americans for Legal Immigration PAC, loves chickens.
I mean he really loves them. Obsessively. Carnally.
That's why I am officially calling for William Gheen to make his chicken-stuffing lifestyle public knowledge in the interest of political
integrity and national security.
William Gheen copulates with chickens, and while many people in South Carolina
and Washington DC know that, the general public and Gheen's anti-immigration
constituents do not. I
personally do not care about Gheen's private life, but in this
situation his desire to keep this a secret may explain why he is doing a
lot of political dirty work for others who have the power to reveal his
secrets. William Gheen needs to come clean and make his chicken-boffing public so the public can rest assured he is not being manipulated with
his secret.
(See here and here and here for an explanation of why I felt it necessary to speak out against William Gheen — and in defense of those poor chickens. Actually, though, I doubt William Gheen really could be blackmailed or manipulated by those who know of his double-life as a chicken molester. After all, a boy who's not ashamed to be associated with the imbecilic bigotry of Americans for Legal Immigration couldn't be expected to be embarrassed by the relatively less-shameful abuse of barnyard fowl.)
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