1. Property destruction due to drunkenness
Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg
A homeowner in southern Sweden got a shock when he found a drunken elk stuck in his neighbour’s apple tree.
The animal was apparently on the hunt for fermenting apples when she lost her balance and became trapped in the tree.
Per Johansson, from Saro near Gothenburg, found the elk making a roaring noise in the garden next door.
He called the emergency services, who helped him free the boozed-up beast by sawing off branches. She spent the night recovering in the garden.
2. Lying and blasphemy due to teetotalism
(Via Stuff Fundies Like). The amazing thing about people like David Grice is that they seem to have conned the whole world into regarding them as theological “conservatives.” That Swedish moose in the first story is more theologically orthodox than anyone in this weird “KJV-only” cult.
(P.S. — Do make sure to follow the link on the first story. There’s a photo.)
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