I mean to confound these bungers

“From your first cigarette to your last dyin’ day”

“Rue, played by the adorable Amandla Sternberg, was described as having ‘dark brown skin and eyes’ – thus the ruination of the film at the hands of a dark-skinned, dark-eyed actress.”

“Health care reform made lifetime limits illegal — which is why Violet’s family breathed easier when it passed — but now her parents are worried the Supreme Court could restore the limits and Violet would lose her insurance.”

“They do not want a system of mutual moral obligation; ‘we take care of each other’ must give way to ‘every man for himself.'”

“There’s no need for my ID, dude.”

“The world is close to reaching thresholds beyond which the effects on the global climate will be irreversible, such as the melting of polar ice sheets and loss of rainforests.”

“The only way to address denialism is to call it what it is and ridicule it.”

“Being able to talk freely about the fact that vaginas exist and use the actual word is the first step in removing the taboo that is placed on women’s sexuality.”

“You’ll find that sexuality is not such a scary and powerful monster when you stop treating it like one.”

“Of course I hated Planned Parenthood. The thing is, I didn’t know anything about Planned Parenthood.”

“This may be a reason as to why the divorce rates of evangelical Christians are the same as those who do not identify as evangelical.”

“To believe that [Mitt] Romney will somehow depart from his party’s misogyny in the White House, you have to believe that everything he has said about these issues during the primary campaign is a lie.”

“The Parable of the Lost Sheep: Calvinist Version.”

(Post title in honor of Mr. Nathan Fillion, who turns 41 today.)