“If dictionary people are so smart, how come they haven’t noticed?”
“You’re not being insulted, you’re being honored!”
“Louisiana is the starkest, most glaring example of how our prison policies have failed.”
“Just let six of them go home … and with that $6 million we could meet our total annual operating budget for the 33 existing clinics and hospitals we have in Afghanistan.”
“Congress’ denial of federal benefits to same-sex couples lawfully married in Massachusetts has not been adequately supported by any permissible federal interest.”
“Apparently unable to find real activists, the coal industry paid astroturfers $50 to wear pro-coal T-shirts at an Environmental Protection Agency hearing.”
“Only 59 percent of Americans believe sex between unmarried people is moral, even while upwards of 90 percent of us have premarital sex.”
“‘We need to do a better job of talking about sex‘ usually means ‘we need to dress up the same discussions we’ve been having so that they seem more modern and cool and appeal more to young people.'”
“The world’s got an earful of that ass noise recently, though.”
“We should probably spend some money on infrastructure every so often.”
“It ended with a little tapper back to the pitcher. ‘And that was that.'”
Thers on Sartre, Santana and Yankees fans.
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