Ring.
“LifeWay Christian Bookstore, how may I help you?”
“Hi, I’m looking for a Christian book.”
“Well, you’ve called the right place. What’s the title? I’ll see if I can find it for you.”
“It’s called The Brothers Karamazov.”
“The Brothers …?”
“Karamazov. With a ‘K.’ It’s by Fyodor Dostoyevsky.”
“Well, let’s see. I’m not familiar with that title, but let me check the computer. How do you …”
“D-O-S-T-O-Y-E-V-S-K-Y. Sometimes it’s with an ‘I’ at the end. Sometimes without the ‘Y.’ It’s Russian.”
“I’m not … I’m not seeing it here. …”
“You’re a Christian bookstore and you don’t carry Dostoyevsky?”
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(10 minutes later)
Ring.
“LifeWay Christian Bookstore, how may I help you?”
“Hi, I’m looking for a copy of John Donne’s Holy Sonnets. That’s D-O-N-N-E. …”