So far this year, I've made one phone call. It got cut off. I'm going to try not to interpret that as some kind of metaphor or omen or something. Now I get to play dodge-the-drunks on my way to work. Happy New Year. Startin' Monday I'm cleanin' the slate, gonna quit smokin' start losin' some weight tell someone I'm sorry, oh its gonna be great Startin' Monday Startin' Monday I'll be cheatin' fate Here, I've written it down, I've... Read more