Things I Learned On The Internet This Week: Last Weekend of July Round-Up

This isn’t really something I learned, but I think it’s funny that Facebook keeps sending me two ads on the side of my page, one directly on top of another. The top is for some kind of wholesome Christian chop suey service that will stream “filtered” movies with all the joy and grown-up content bleeped out to you for a dollar each, and the bottom is an ad for an extremely gross-looking literary soft porn series boasting that it’s “better than Fifty Shades!” On my patheos page, on the other hand, I get ads for Fleet rectal cleansing pain relief wipes. Patheos understands me. Patheos understands the struggles of the common woman. And I’m not just saying that because Patheos is my boss. Speaking of boss, this next things is totally boss…