(image courtesy of Saint Mary of the Assumption Byzantine Catholic Church)
Remember all the fun we’ve been having talking about Holy Angel None-of-Your-Business this week? I would like to publicly boast that my church has the very biggest representation of the hand-chopping incident I have ever seen on its official Dormition icon. Look at that poor guy. LOOK at him. HIS BLOODY HANDS ARE STILL CLINGING TO THE MATTRESS. Angel None-of-Your-Business is standing contrapposto in his Ugg boots and he’s got a gore-covered machete. Fabulous. I kissed both Theotokos and Holy Angel None-of-Your-Business when I came up for my blessing and antidoron after Liturgy on the holy day. Remember, now, we’re going to make him into a meme.
(silly memes are public domain icon photographs, text provided by the author, free for use whenever it will be fun on social media).
So, that’s the news you need this week! I’ll be back next week with more links and information. Promise this time.
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