What are you doing here? You shouldn’t be here, you should be voting!
Oh, I see by your haggard expression that you’ve voted already. I’m sorry. Come in. Put up your feet. Have a cup of whiskey-laced tea with me. I made gluten-free sandwiches.
Let’s watch a movie together. It has absolutely nothing to do with politics; it wasn’t even made in the United States. It was made partly in South Africa, and partly Somewhere in Time and Space.
There. Isn’t that better?
Never say I didn’t do anything for ya.
(image via Pixabay)
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