Election Schmection

What are you doing here? You shouldn’t be here, you should be voting!

Oh, I see by your haggard expression that you’ve voted already. I’m sorry. Come in. Put up your feet. Have a cup of whiskey-laced tea with me. I made gluten-free sandwiches.

Let’s watch a movie together. It has absolutely nothing to do with politics; it wasn’t even made in the United States. It was made partly in South Africa, and partly Somewhere in Time and Space.

There. Isn’t that better?

Never say I didn’t do anything for ya.

(image via Pixabay)