Navel gazing

Greg at What Attitude Problem has posted his answers to the personal preference questions asked by the obsequious James Lipton on “Inside the Actor’s Studio.”

I’m in the mood to be a little goofy tonight, so I’ll play along…

1. What is your favorite word?
Twee

2. What is your least favorite word?
Specific. It inspires lisps. I also don’t like the word lisps.

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Praying the Divine Office.

4. What turns you off?
Ironing. Kill me now, please.

5. What is your favorite curse word?
Crap.

6. What sound or noise do you love?
Kids practicing their instruments.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?
A television left on in an empty room. Hate it.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Marine Biologist.

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Retail sales.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Yes, you were pretty bad, but I am merciful and still love you enough to let you in.