Promise? With whipped cream and cherries?

Sigh, the GOP is so spineless.

Chuck Schumer’s staff participate in some dirty tricks

ONE (yes, one) major news outlet slaps their wrists before the story utterly, utterly disappears…just exactly as it would have were a Republican senator’s staffers caught doing the same thing…right?

Unimpressive, spineless GOP wrings its hands and gets tough with Schumer. It says…will you promise not to do dirty tricks to us again? Do you promise???? Cross your heart and hope to die, with whipped cream on top???

Well, okay, then. We’ll believe you Chucky, will you be our fwen?

Really…the mind reels.